Self: What did you do at work today NB?
NB: Oh you mean besides the normal coordinating things that one does when one coordinates for a national scientific society? Let's see... hmm...nothing out of the ordinary...oh, um, except maybe for the part where I spent TWO hours blindfolded being spoon fed baby food while wearing a garbage bag and holding a bottle in my coworkers mouth.
Self: You work in non-profit, right?
Self: Thought so.