but seriously, "hubby"? That word is like the nasty stained underpants at the bottom of the DI bucket that you pick up accidently and then hurl across the room when you realize what it is. Don't take it! EVEN IF IT"S FREE! That stain will NOT come out. Hubby. Blech!
I can't think of a less attractive word to call the person that you've decided should be the father of your children or at least the payer of your bills.
actually, I think I should just start a comprehensive list of unapproved words here for the sake of posterity...
NOTE: while not inherently evil, each of these words use alone or together in certain contextual situations or combinations (ie. pork panties) can ignite a physical reaction that may or may not include chills, projectile vomit, explosive swearing and whimpering.
cubicle (thanks alie, now it always makes me think of pubicle, and who likes the word pubicle?)
mercantile (can't really watch Little House On The Prairie anymore, stupid Olsens.)
blossoming (no reference to joey lawrence and mayim bailik vehicle of the early 90's)
There's more, but I won't really remember until after I punch you. Accidently.