Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Welcome to Provo, SINGLE LADY.

Today I was looking on craigs list and saw this posting for a LOVELY MARRIED APARTMENT.
I'm not really sure what a married apartment is, but I'm happy for it. Good job, apartment! I can only suppose that just like in real life, this apartment recently took the plunge and has magically stopped being able to relate to the pathetic single apartments that dropped $50 on their wedding present only 2 months ago.

The best part about ad was the assertion that the apartment gets lots of light. And then they posted THIS PICTURE to illustrate:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Behold, the sacred grove of the Lovely Married Apartment, bathed in glorious light from above. I think I have nothing else to say about this. I keep trying, but words are not working.



Marianne & Clayton said...

Oh mercy. The "artistic rumples" make me want to punch the married apartment in the neck. And enjoy waking up at 5:30AM with all that light, married apartment. Oh, you were already awake? Wink, wink you saucy married apartment.

Krisanne said...

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH.