Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Reason number #34

sometimes I wear my retainer to bed.
Most times that I wear my retainer to bed, I wake up to discover that I have ripped it from my mouth and flung it across the room during the night.
It's a funny thing that makes me wonder what other acts of violence I am capable in a fit of unconscious discomfort.
It makes me want to get married just so I can really find out.

5 comments:

Hey, It's Ansley said...

Is this randomly selected from the middle of your list of reasons or do you only have 34 reasons?

carrie said...

i worry i talk in my sleep and might be telling secrets. Ü and do i really want to know, or do i just want the avenue by which i could know...

Dad said...

Squirrely, this isn't good advertisement for a hubby. :)
Love Dad

Ninny Beth said...

yes dad.

Marie said...

You're hilarious. I, like Ansley, would like to hear the rest of your list.

I'm happy to snore in the bed next to you so we can discover the depths of your nocturnal violence without having to maim an Elder of Israel. They're a scarce commodity, y'know.

(I actually don't know if I snore, but it would be good to find out before I get married -- don't want to suffer anyone else's "fits of unconscious discomfort," especially an anyone else with manly muscles.)