Please Forward

What better way to celebrate the Thanksgiving Holiday than by starting a NEW THANKSGIVING CHAIN E-MAIL FORWARD????!!!!! That's what I'm doing right here, right now to show my gratitude to God for all good things in the world. That's right...A Chain e-mail for giving to those you are thankful for.

Here it goes:

I'm so thankful for so many things.

(picture of person praying)

and this is my prayer of thanksgiving.

I am thankful for money. Lots and Lots of money. I wish you would give me some money. Then I could be thankful for money AND YOU!

(picture of me swimming in money ala Scrooge McDuck)

I am thankful for Love. I am thankful for kittens. I am thankful for kittens in love.

(picture of two kittens holding hands)

I am thankful for the Weight Watchers holiday cookbook that will make me feel completely satisfied without losing precious weightloss ground. You'll see a little less of me next year...haha.

(picture of me ingesting an entire pumpkin pie in one fell swoop)

I am thankful for crystal light, caffeine free diet dr. pepper, and a whole host of other diet beverages that make each day just a little bit better.

(picture of me running to the bathroom 10 times a day, thus breaking up my work day into manageable bite sized pieces)

I am thankful for family. Especially my stripper sister-in-law and my nanny and pappy for giving me stories that I may entertain at cocktail parties.

(picture of nanny and pappy cage dancing)

I am thankful to God for inventing ipods. Although I can't afford an ipod yet (please see 1st thankful item on list) it feels like I should still be thankful that the promise of one exists in the world.

(picture of me and God giving you a big hug with caption "you really shouldn't have...it's much too extravagant a gift for little ol me...but now at least God loves you...so that's good!")

I am thankful for friends. Friends don't let friends drive drunk or with a cell phone in one hand and a diet coke in the other.

Please forward this list to 32 of your closest friends and family or someone will get hit by a bus in the next year.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!!