Thursday, September 08, 2005

another day, another dollar

My 28th year goal is to become more fiscally responsible. By the time I am thirty, I would like to be able to purchase a home. Saying this openly is supposed to be a motivation for me to stop dreaming about the ipod I will never have and stop coveting things that I want, but certainly don't need.

In the same vein, I don't think it's unreasonable for me to take steps toward my fiscal responsibility and goal of home ownership that are a little less than conventional. Necessity is the mother of invention. Therefore, this blog is dedicated to my continued search of a man willing to help me become the trophywife that I was born to be. I have the blond hair. I have the appreciation of small dogs and large diamonds. I am willing to acquire "altered" body parts if someone else is willing to pay for it. I am open to lazy afternoons of shopping with someone else's money, dropping the 2.5 children off at daycare while I get my manicure and running errands like telling the help to get a pint of ben and jerry's while they are out grabbing dinner. I don't mind being the one to suggest couples therapy and hypnotism when things aren't going so well. I think I would be amazing.

So if you are able to help me reach my goals, please email me. I can't promise much in return...just some arm candy to make your squash buddies jealous, countless opportunities to be told how to dress better and maybe if you're lucky, less than 3 crying/pouting freak-outs a week....

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